M*A*S*H (1972)

S10E21 That Darn Kid

Klinger decides to invest in a goat, hoping to strike it rich by selling its milk. However, chaos ensues when the goat munches on the 4077th's payroll, totaling $22,340, leaving paymaster Hawkeye in a tough spot. Meanwhile, Charles sees an opportunity for profit when he stumbles upon an old vase, believing it could bring him a fortune.